The Poisoned Fish
There is a restaurant in a dusty place at the corner of the world. It serves a very special kind of fish.
The fish is both naturally poisonous and poisoned by way of preparation. No one knows how it is prepared. All that is known is that it is a natural process carried out by sexless dwarves in a very dark place. There are rumors about children’s hearts and the tears of widows and other such nonsense, but truly, no one knows for sure.
It is a delicacy, and its painful deliciousness is beyond measure and compare. Men eat it to become insane. Women eat it to hate themselves.
I’d invite you to have some with me, but I’ve already eaten and have cut out my tongue.